Posted by: shanty | October 3, 2007

‘Cuz I’m not stupid…

In honor of seeing Tori Amos at Constitution Hall in a mere three weeks (on Friday) I am going to post this video of her doing an improv at her Florence concert on May 30th.

The improv is obvs. about the Lindsey Lohan’s and Paris Hilton’s of today and how she was never that stupid at their age.

Here are the lyrics:

“Just a little chat
I need to have
When I was 21 do you think I had a bag of cocaine
in my car?

If I did – if I did
You’d never know it because it would have been hidden
I’m not stupid.
But why are so many 21-year old millionaires so stupid?
Stupid and cute.
But stupid – I don’t know.

Let’s just say
When I was 26 (or seven – or eight)
And I was a billionairess
What would I have done?
Many naughty things.
Many, many, many naughty things.
But I would have had a DRIVER!

‘Cuz I’m not stupid, no.
I’m not stupid, no.
Not THAT stupid anyway
‘Cuz if I had been naughty
(I like being naughty)

But I haven’t been caught so far
and I am almost 44
44
And I’ve done many, many, many, many, many bad things.

They are hidden inside my *mmm – mmm*
Inside my *mmm – mmm*
So there’s no record or no fingerprints on it

‘Cuz I’m not stupid
‘Cuz I’m not stupid
No, not stupid!”

Fantastic!

Enjoy!

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Responses

  1. Loved it! Thanks for posting this again! I bloggity blogged about it too. I’m seein’ Tori in a few weeks too 🙂 Have fun at the show…
    Brooke


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