Posted by: shanty | June 15, 2007

How then do you suggest I hold a conversation?

This video was sent to me by my friend Stu, who knows of my aversion to the word panties. Thanks, Stu. You’re a real pal.

I’ve always had an aversion to the word panties. But a few years ago, it got to the point where I would have a physical reaction upon hearing the word. I don’t know why, really. It’s not like I have a tragic hooker story in my past that makes me feel degraded because my pimp would beat me up if I didn’t give enough BJ’s and before he started the ass whoppin’ he’d look at me with a snear on his face and a Newport dangling from his lips and say, “Pull down your panties for Daddy, whore.”

It’s not that at all. It just makes me feel dirty. And not the good dirty that I like. Bad dirty. The kind of dirty I feel when I walk into a church and feel like all eyes (even the ones in the stained glass) are on me because I have sex (theoretically, at least) and I’m not married and don’t want no babies. It also makes me feel like a five year old. Maybe I have a bad memory in my unconscious mind of peeing my pants or something. I do remember one time in Brownies that I didn’t wear underwear to a meeting and I was scolded by the Troop Leader. Nice way to build self esteem, Girl Scouts of America.

So, in conclusion, I don’t know why I have such an aversion. It’s just there. Not as bad as it used to be, thanks in large part to my friends who, upon learning of my dislike of the word, would yell it at any opportunity. So, again, thanks everyone.  And enjoy the video.

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  1. didn’t we see this one one SNL when we were in NYC? I feel like I’ve seen this one on TV… and I never watch SNL

    xoxo

  2. I knew I had seen it, just couldn’t remember where. I never watch it either. Unless apparently I’m in one of the biggest cities in the world on a Saturday night with my best friend. 🙂 Thanks for figuring it out! xox

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    Any opportunity I can get. Luuurve you.


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